Kids Funny Questions

One of the most amusing things to me about children are the hysterical questions that they ask about just about everything. Me being pregnant has been no exception. My older nephew Will has a slightly better understanding of the mechanics of babies, but my younger nephew, Jordan, is a little less informed. So he asks a ton of questions. Every meal that I eat he asks if the babies like what I am eating and drinking. If I eat something like fish or steak he gets a little upset because babies are not supposed to eat those sort of things. I have tried to keep track of some of his funnier questions and thought I would share a few.

- When the babies are born, how come they will be naked?
- If you get Doritos in your eye, do the babies get it in their eyes?
- If you throw up, do the babies throw up too?
- What do they do when they have to pee?
- If you eat cake and Gracie gets some does Abby smack her until she gives her some?

Oh, and a quick non-pregnancy related Jordan story. The other day I was at my Mom's and I had to pee. There was no toilet paper downstairs and I was too tired to walk upstairs. I asked Jordan to go up and grab a roll. He goes into the bathroom and walks out and says "why can't you just use this" and in his hand was a tampon. I cracked up and explained that was not the best tool for wiping. :>)