I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took
the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my
daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know
where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At
this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff.
It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you
be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minut es, but she
was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you
have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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That is TOO funny! LMAO.
That is way too funny!!!
That one cracks me up every time! Love it! DH doesn't find it quite so funny, not sure why....
For years I had my boys convinced that I was the top graduate at my mommy school..you know the one that you have to take before you can be a mommy...they bought it hook, line and sinker! I also had them convinced that moms dont know how to fart...maybe they just arent that bright ~:
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